It reeked of noxious stunt theatre from a far. Touted as ‘Guerilla Shakespeare’ it would inevitably be an act of pure hubris. Skyping with Andrew Hobbs, the impresario behind British Touring Shakespeare, he neatly parried my protests that I was hardly agéd enough to play his title character, and that his islands were full of brilliant actors who would jump at the chance to scale the pinnacle of English literature. His highly presumptive point was that when actors get the appropriate age, they cannot possibly learn all those lines in the three weeks that were left to disposition. “Indeed”, huffed this recent member of the older generation: “You have created the production website, engaged a ticket agency, cast the majority of parts, but you haven’t actually a candidate to play King Lear ?” “Yes, we do” countered Andy cheekily, “You.”
At least the neighbourhood was top class. Across the street, Sir Trevor was running Londoners through a season of box-office treats; next door Her Majesty’s had housed that old clunker Phantom of the Opera since forever. Lodged in between, at New Zealand House, a block from Trafalgar Square, people should certainly be able to find us.
In my cover letter accompanying bowing to my fate and accepting the inevitably, poisoned bait, I was less than diplomatic: flagging that I intended to be the most curmudgeonous, cranky Lear they’d ever met, I even suggested we move the location to Occupy St. Paul’s. Anticipating an at least partially tragic outcome, I posted this artistic airbag on the ol’ Facebook….
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